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When a drunken god forgets where he left his heavenly chariot

This a far more common problem than you might think. Many of the Gods do like to come down for human festivals all over the world, to try all the different varieties of food, drink, entertainments and most specifically alcohol that human have managed to invent since the last time. In an age where an offering is less common, wine gods often anxious to taste this season’s best, while the war gods are often the first in line for the drinking contests.

This is usually when problems arise. Next morning hangovers and unfamiliar territory have left deities on the wrong side of a county looking for the flaming horses, which they thought was a reasonable marker for where they parked, that are burning grassland with every hoof step, or occasionally, reactivating the volcano.