Listless state cause by the extraction of the soul
There a many techniques for removing a soul: Orally, Anally, Apathy, or via more tortuous means like back to back episodes of long-running soap opera, or even just one visit to a regular opera, but no matter the method, the removal of a soul can leave you cold and listless your itinerary for the day and for the rest of your life out the window.
ANIMEVORES (Soul eaters) seem to have a particular preference for male children during puberty, leaving them with lifeless eyes and uninterested demeanours, though they have been known to go after post office workers and shoe shop staff. It is thought that the soul takes this much time to develop before starting to be tainted by the cynical bitterness of older humans.
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