Psychic milk
Milk that responds to the thoughts of the user, or sometimes the animal it came from. Change the flavour, or even unspill the crying milk back into the bottle: at a thought the milk can pasteurize itself.
In the pre-camembert era, it was used as a weapon of assassination to great effect in the Rot Wars and was instrumental in the downfall of a cattle tyrant known as the Rock of Fore, that led the way to a golden-top age across central Europe.
MILLESANGEST can come naturally from animals such as the Nepalese “Tiny Yeti” Yak, a species that are normally well hidden in the snow mounds that grace the mountain tips, but if threatened can project themselves a large human figure, dressed in a tweed sou’wester. Alternatively, more regular milk can be imprinted, but the process is long and slow, and before the spell is compleated, the milk will often naturally turn to yoghurt: thicker and more stubborn.
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