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A rocket-powered Cat

Cats are known for being able to perch on the narrowest of ledges, though the proliferation of videos on the internet these days proves that quite clearly they are often not the lean, sleek, graceful stalking machines they pretend to be. Cats falling into ponds or dropping off fences, feline clumsiness has been observed throughout history, and yet people still ascribe them the poise to sit on the back of a besom, hundreds of meters in the air with the wind whistling around them, accompanying their witch mistresses everywhere. Without seatbelts or one of those ridiculous little pet harnesses, they fall off with regrettable regularity.

As a solution to this, witches started to enchant their cats so that if they did get caught by an unluck airflow a small booster would emanate from the cat allowing it to hover and return to their seat with the nonchalant pose that they automatically adopt. This additional ability did mean that there was almost no mouse or bird safe from the propane powers pusses.

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